cyberho:

if a cockroach ever touches one of my limbs I’m chopping it off 

juugenheim:

aresnakesreal:

Why is this me

cat snake

sebhar:

Literally my problem

sebhar:

Literally my problem

lotuslopez:

me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…

me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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